WE WILL BE OK

I knew this day would come, yet I was still unprepared. What am I supposed to do with my life now that the Olympics are over?!

Watching the smashing pumpkins play "tonight tonight." Kind of feels like I'm time traveling.

After being "homeless" for 2 weeks, I get to move into my new apartment today. Pretty excited.

I want to sleep forever.

4:51 am. Guess who's just going to bed. Tomorrow (today) is probably not going to be fun.

Apparently if I die today, my (imaginary) spouse and children are eligible for a "special" one time benefit of $255. Thanks Social Security!

Fairly certain I'm going to have nightmares about the WASP Injector knife.

Note to self: Don't listen to the band Daughters while attempting to jog at a moderate pace. I'm pretty sure my pulse went straight to 200.

Whoa, hadn't logged into Muxtape in a while, just noticed you can link your account to Last.fm. Nice!

Dear Brian Murphy, sorry for brown listing your issue of Game Informer that was wrongly delivered to my house. Rock Band 2 sure sounds great

A coworker is attempting to broil a 10-12oz steak in the office toaster oven. I'm interested to see how this pans out.

Slightly disturbing: the eggs I'm boiling are making "chirping" sounds.

I hate slow automatic doors.

Out way too late for a Wednesday night.

@thelongbrake neti pots are exhilirating!

Apparently the idea is to just float down the James river for an extended period of time.

I think I'm on the brink of a quarter-life crisis.

Just overheard: "I'm not gonna be a cartographer!"

"Traffickers" by The Reflecting Skin is my new favorite song to run to.

Well, except for when they actually come on stage I guess.